Friday, August 19, 2011

for taylor.

Dearest Tay Tay,

Wow my dear. The day has finally arrived for you to go off to college. i hope you have the worlds most grandest time!!! i hope you find lots of new friends, i hope you have lots of time for making out... i mean... school work. ya school work. i hope that you always think of me when you wear your toms... and remember how i made you spend your precious college savings on them. i bet you think it was worth it now huh? cause they are amazing!!!! i hope you have the greatest time in your kayaking class!!! Now, don't you go and get all profesional at golf. cause when you come back and visit i don't want you to hand out a BUTT kicking cause you're just so pro now. i hope you have lots of fun at parties!!! and don't you DARE drink captain morgan without me or I WILL CRY. i will bawl for 7.357 hours straight!!! i hope you remember all our good times. like when we interrupted a window washing drug deal. intense stuff right there. i hope you have the GREATEST time. and text me every week with a crazy story and i will do the same. have fun moving and BOW HUNTING!!! bahahahahahahahahah!!!! gosh. i'm going to miss you.

but i do love you. love love love love love love love love you!!!! you are my captain morgan buddy and NO one will ever replace that. nuh huh.

love always and forever,
holl-ay!!

1 comment:

  1. No one should ever drink captain morgan. That stuff is barfy!

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